The Most Wonderful Cat in the World . . . and Mr. Squashy Face: Poonie Goes To The Vet

Things To Do To Get Attention When You're Just STARVING and Have To Eat RIGHT NOW!

1. Bang on the door of the room the human's in (this one doesn't work if they're going poopy)
2. Bat all the water out of the drinking bowl (added benefit is that the dee oh gee's get really thirsty, he he he)
3. Stand behind the human so she trips over you and yells "Goddamnit!"
4. Throw up all the food you just ate. Make it visible but if the human steps in it, you're toast
5. When the human is napping, go ahead and knead the boobies (this one works if she hasn't gone into R.E.M. sleep but you have to watch out you don't get thrown off the bed)
6. Walk through the house screaming

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

(This post is by Poonie's human due to his, um, somewhat incapacitated state).

This is what happens when you hiss and growl at the vet.

Note: not only are Poonie's eyes glazed and his tongue hanging out of his head, but he is BEING HELD by the vet tech. NO ONE holds Poonie.

Drugs are good (well, at least in his case).

UnknownNovember 11, 2009 at 9:55 AM
That is the funniest thing ever!! Poonie will get you for this!! ;)
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AngelMcNovember 11, 2009 at 10:03 AM
oh poor Poonie!! i hope nothing is wrong...i hope that it is just a routine check-up. i know this sounds crazy, but i looked longingly at his little cat nose. i love cat noses..they are velvety, yet...the only word i can think of is stiff...i love to rub my nose against a cat's nose...i bet Poonie wouldn't like that either......
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Chickens in the BasementNovember 11, 2009 at 3:11 PM
Cats shouldn't do drugs! Poonie could be the next poster-cat for the anti-drug lobby!
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Two Dog PondNovember 13, 2009 at 1:24 PM
Poonie looks like a poster cat for Medical Kitty Weed.
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