The human received two packages today and for the life of me, I cannot understand what all the yelling and screaming was about.
What in the heck is THIS? Who is Bella? What raffle?
Then she came completely unglued when she saw who the second box was from. "Oh YAY!" she yelled. "It's the necklace I won from Two Dog Pond because I'm so clever!"
And to think someone in this household gets excited over receiving something from not one but TWO dee-oh-gee's. I really do think the world is coming to an end.
Following is further evidence that I am being persecuted simply because I do not have front claws and cannot rip the eyeballs from the human's now swollen head.
Then she came completely unglued when she saw who the second box was from. "Oh YAY!" she yelled. "It's the necklace I won from Two Dog Pond because I'm so clever!"And to think someone in this household gets excited over receiving something from not one but TWO dee-oh-gee's. I really do think the world is coming to an end.Following is further evidence that I am being persecuted simply because I do not have front claws and cannot rip the eyeballs from the human's now swollen head.
Me: Yes, I hear you, and no, I don't want to play with that toy. Leave me alone.
Me: Apparently you're getting hard of hearing. I said NO. (Idiot).
Me: Good lord, now she's dangling it in front of me. This is rediculous.
Me: What part of GET OUT OF MY FACE don't you understand, HMMMM?! 
Me: (Sigh). Now she's wrapped the damn thing around my tail. God, give me strength.
Me: I'm leaving. Death to humans.
