Things To Do To Get Attention When You're Just STARVING and Have To Eat RIGHT NOW!
1. Bang on the door of the room the human's in (this one doesn't work if they're going poopy)
2. Bat all the water out of the drinking bowl (added benefit is that the dee oh gee's get really thirsty, he he he)
3. Stand behind the human so she trips over you and yells "Goddamnit!"
4. Throw up all the food you just ate. Make it visible but if the human steps in it, you're toast
5. When the human is napping, go ahead and knead the boobies (this one works if she hasn't gone into R.E.M. sleep but you have to watch out you don't get thrown off the bed)
6. Walk through the house screaming
Friends and Foes
Herewith, pictures of kitties, dee oh gee's, humans and anything else of the fauna variety. I (Poonie) am absolutely loath to show images of slobbering dee oh gee's, but Boo has this rediculous affinity for them and I did agree to be a (shudder) team player regarding this. So.
Amber, The Girl of My Dreams
Her mom says she's insane. Don't you love it?
Luke & Molly
Luke is now in Doggie Heaven. Their mom says Luke and Molly are GOOD dee-oh-gees. They DO look pretty nice (for dogs, you know).
Reese & Rumple From Two Dog Pond
Holly said she could beat up that pee-uppy, no prob. I think if she were able to see how he's grown since this picture was taken, she might rethink that. Sadly, Reese recently went to Doggie Heaven. R.I.P., big guy..
Apparently wasn't all that happy about his holiday tee. I have to give him props for that, even being a dee-oh-gee and all.
Teddy is Rowdy's brother-in-spirit, but obviously does not share his brother's tee-shirt abhorence. Teddy was especially thrilled to hear that these were his Mommy's wedding colors! Oh goody!
Holly the Whiner
Holly has been complaining to anyone who will listen that she's not on this blog, even though she's prominently featured on the OTHER blog. Since I have to live with her, I had to acquiesce. So here you go, HOLLY.
The Many Faces of BooBoo
Aaaarrrgghh, mateys--I'm the Dread Pirate Boo!
Faithful friend of Miss Nana Anna Banana. Rest in peace, lil guy.
Rusty's Playgirl Moment
Dee oh gee Cute Attack
Meet CiCi and GinGin. They are what is called ADORABLE in the dee oh gee world. Grudgingly, I guess I can see why.
I should have known something was up when SHE put the giant bowl of Iams AND the giant bowl of water on the floor. Boo had disappeared earlier that morning, but I thought that was just a present--NOW I know SHE had taken him to the vet for boarding. Then the next thing I knew, the dogs were jumping all over the place, SHE shooed them out the door, and that was it. Silence. Continuous silence for three and a half days.
I wandered around the house, crying piteously, but no one answered. I even tried to jump on the counters but my old legs just don't give me enough OOMPH (although I did manage to bring down a small bowl as I fell). I missed my nightly bowl of yummy chicken Fancy Feast. So, after the first day of no one here, I decided to get pissed (or, for me, MORE pissed than usual).
Yes, it's true and I'm not ashamed. I pooped on the rug at the back door. Where SHE'd walk.
It was all for naught, unfortunately. Apparently SHE was expecting me to throw up while SHE was gone and while that didn't happen, SHE was still on the lookout and saw the poop before SHE stepped in it. Damn.
The dogs ran in with HER and while SHE was out getting the luggage, Boogie managed to eat a mouthful of the Iams. Then like an idiot, when SHE came in, Boogie started groveling and pretty much let HER know she'd done something wrong. Like if she were able to speak, she would have been screaming "YES, I DID IT! I ATE THE CAT FOOD! WHIP ME!!!!!"
I have no idea why my readers have ANY sympathy for this nut job of a dog.
Tried to let HER know how displeased I was with the abandonment by hissing at HER whenever she petted me, but she just laughed and said, "Oh Poonie, I know you missed me. Stop that hissing you silly cat!"
So I stopped hissing. Because you know, like, I really DID miss HER. Sort of.
Is it time to get over the damn goat yet? Can we PLEASE get back to me????
Having said that, I am graciously giving up the stage JUST FOR TODAY to another member of this household. Of course I could go on and on about how wonderful I am, but what I'm more than excited about is PROOF POSITIVE that Boogie is possessed, which doesn't exactly excuse her stupidity but at least explains it:She used to be the kind of dog who saw someone aiming a camera at her and immediately ran out of the room, obviously thinking like that bunch of airhead indiginists who believe that if you have your picture taken, you lose your soul. Well HA HA HA!! IT'S TRUE! Eyes that glow green in the flash can only mean one thing--the God of Stupid has one more disciple!