Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Pet Wars, Part I

Holly: "Hey, who just pushed my bed off the bed?"
Boo: "Heh, heh, The Stealthy Squashy Face approaches, undetected!"

Holly: "Oh, for gosh sakes, it's that darn cat thinking he's invisible again."
Boo: "Ever more stealthily, the graceful feline commando circles the unsuspecting dee oh gee."

Holly: OK, now I'm getting mad. Stop it!
Boo: "Like a snake, he slithers over the Wall of Protection and into Operations Central."

Holly: "Now that's going too far, you creep. Ouch!"
Boo: "ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!!!!"


Holly: "Oh, good grief, I give up. Sigh."
Boo: "Mission accomplished. Naptime!"