The Most Wonderful Cat in the World . . . and Mr. Squashy Face: Boo Mysteriously Turns Into Puppet, Finds Job With Punch and Judy

Things To Do To Get Attention When You're Just STARVING and Have To Eat RIGHT NOW!

1. Bang on the door of the room the human's in (this one doesn't work if they're going poopy)
2. Bat all the water out of the drinking bowl (added benefit is that the dee oh gee's get really thirsty, he he he)
3. Stand behind the human so she trips over you and yells "Goddamnit!"
4. Throw up all the food you just ate. Make it visible but if the human steps in it, you're toast
5. When the human is napping, go ahead and knead the boobies (this one works if she hasn't gone into R.E.M. sleep but you have to watch out you don't get thrown off the bed)
6. Walk through the house screaming