The Most Wonderful Cat in the World . . . and Mr. Squashy Face: The Geese Next Door . . . R.I.P.

Things To Do To Get Attention When You're Just STARVING and Have To Eat RIGHT NOW!

1. Bang on the door of the room the human's in (this one doesn't work if they're going poopy)
2. Bat all the water out of the drinking bowl (added benefit is that the dee oh gee's get really thirsty, he he he)
3. Stand behind the human so she trips over you and yells "Goddamnit!"
4. Throw up all the food you just ate. Make it visible but if the human steps in it, you're toast
5. When the human is napping, go ahead and knead the boobies (this one works if she hasn't gone into R.E.M. sleep but you have to watch out you don't get thrown off the bed)
6. Walk through the house screaming

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The Geese Next Door . . . R.I.P.

Coyotes got 'em.

3 comments:

Chickens in the BasementNovember 10, 2009 at 5:39 AM
Wow! Who knew there were coyotes in MS? Watch out Poonie! You might want to look into some claw implants!

My neighbors goose wound up on the dinner table after one too many visitor attacks. It's funny when they get somebody else, but, according to Mary, when they get her, it's all over!
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AngelMcNovember 10, 2009 at 7:46 AM
awwhhh, i hate that....
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BethNovember 11, 2009 at 6:14 AM
Oh, that's so sad. There's yet another version of nature doing its thing, eh?!?! :( With this and my fish issue, it looks like it's Predators: 2; Prey: 0
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