Human: "Ohhhh--isn't he just adorable?!!" Me: "That's IT. I've had it with all this cutesy stuff. The truth of the matter is, the little pig was belching and I demanded that he cover his mouth. If you knew the truth, Miss Fancy Pantsy Human, you wouldn't think he was so adorable." Kids these days have NO manners.
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