The Most Wonderful Cat in the World . . . and Mr. Squashy Face: If You Can't See What I'm Talking About Now, You're Just Stupid

Things To Do To Get Attention When You're Just STARVING and Have To Eat RIGHT NOW!

1. Bang on the door of the room the human's in (this one doesn't work if they're going poopy)
2. Bat all the water out of the drinking bowl (added benefit is that the dee oh gee's get really thirsty, he he he)
3. Stand behind the human so she trips over you and yells "Goddamnit!"
4. Throw up all the food you just ate. Make it visible but if the human steps in it, you're toast
5. When the human is napping, go ahead and knead the boobies (this one works if she hasn't gone into R.E.M. sleep but you have to watch out you don't get thrown off the bed)
6. Walk through the house screaming

Monday, May 25, 2009

If You Can't See What I'm Talking About Now, You're Just Stupid

OK--here's the Squashy Face looking ever so cutesy. I'm watching him and letting him know that this cute little posing stuff isn't fooling me AT ALL.

These devil eyes are watching as the strap on the human's camera goes back...and forth...and back...and forth...just too much for a cat to withstand . . .

For the record, the human caught my reaction to this tedious display of youthful wontonness:Please . . . tell me this will all end some day soon. Please. I beg you.

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If You Can't See What I'm Talking About Now, You're Just Stupid

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